July 2010
1 post
May 2010
12 posts
12am at Hooters
C: Can I get the $7.99 10 wing special?
Waitress: Sure, medium, hot, or 911?
C: Does that come with a lap dance?
Waitress: ....
I've never been more bored in my life
The period between getting hired and actually starting work might be the most boring time of my entire life. My life has gotten to a point where I just sit at Cosmos for 6-7 hours, doing anything from looking over Aaron’s shoulders at e-mails he’s writing to annoying everyone around me with terrible Lady Gaga covers.
Let’s get weird
– What the guy at the Giants game whispered into Ryan’s ear
My twitter account sucks. So does my tumblr.
Wtf. I need to do something about this. Brb.
I edited and uploaded my Coachella recap video yesterday. It’s a bit long, sorry.
Companies that didn't want me
Amazon, Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads, Intel, Intuit, Cisco, eBay, and Zappos.
Those are the companies I applied to. I could’ve sworn I applied to more? The two I haven’t yet applied to are Google and Microsoft.
Hmm…
April 2010
9 posts
I’m taking a swing at editing this video in Premiere Pro, I’ve never actually used this program to do anything besides capturing/exporting, so we’ll see how this turns out. Here are a few clips I threw together, just a quick teaser until I post the finished product sometime this week.
In other news, I woke up today to find out that I have a phone interview. I scheduled for...
Dude video tape everyone when they’re sleeping. You can record them as...
– Lucas “the Hurricane” Salazar
March 2010
1 post
I still haven't figured out what I'm doing with...
October 2009
6 posts
Contrary to what you may have heard from Henry Rollins or/and Ian MacKaye and/or...
– Chuck Klosterman
the new los campesinos! music video for “there are listed buildings”
TV is not vulgar and prurient and dumb because the people who compose the...
– David Foster Wallace
September 2009
9 posts
gizmodo has more on the microsoft courier. ahh i... →
there’s another video too. i don’t know if it would be anything like the concept, but i still think i’d want something like it.
a video done by a student at CIID in a 2 week course with nokia. it’s not entirely practical, but i think it’s cool. and i like the song. (psapp - the monster song)
the story of jackson and the two "legit" owners
katie: once upon a time
katie: there was a puppy named
katie: jackson
katie: this was the CUTEST PUPPY EVER
katie: all jackson wanted was two legit owners
katie: he looked on dailyhuman.com everyday and went through pages and pages of pictures
katie: but never thought he'd actually get some
katie: meanwhile
katie: two people existed
katie: named katie and peter
katie: all they wanted was a puppy
katie: they looked on dailypuppy.com all the time
katie: and searched through pages of puppies
katie: one day
katie: fate took over
katie: andddd
katie: katie and peter were walking in downtown san diego searching for lost friends
katie: all the sudden
katie: jackson katie and peter ran into each other on the street corner
katie: it was love at first sight all around
katie: katie and peter picked up jackson and left all of their useless friends and went to the park
katie: they played all day and all night
katie: and everyone lived happily ever after